Chance of a lifetime here. I am giving away my Super Food Chopper due to grossly disfigured forearms, I was using a Nolan Ryan forearm strengthener and it has rendered my forearms hugely deformed with muscles that chop straight though my counter tops and kitchen table. Depressed as I have been with my destruction I turned to candy as my only friend. Today I woke up and said NO MORE, I want the chopper out and the candy gone too. Please take these two vices out of my life, it is time to move on. (see grotesque forearm below not included)

• Location: Forest Hill
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