Originally Posted: 2014-02-05 10:58pm
Desperately Seeking a Man with STINK BREATH - w4m
When i first laid eyes on you i couldn't look away. You have hazel brown eyes, curly hair, a 5 o'clock shadow, muscular build and brown skin. Kind of like a young Boris Kodjoe, although he is aging very well if you were his actual age i wouldn't mind. You were ordering a burrito bowl at Chipotle, I remember you ordered the barbacoa with brown rice (good choice!). We exchanged glances while waiting in line and i think you even winked at me. We both were headed to the soda fountain and that's when it hit me. You said "How are you beautiful?", but all i could think about was the smell of your breath! It smelled like someone jizzed into a Frito bag and threw it in a bum. It smelled like someone farted a cheeseburger into a litter box. It smelled like someone lit a homeless person on fire and then smoked a cigarette. It smelled like someone did the Harlem Shake after an extensive cardio workout in a porta potty. It smelled like someone threw up in your mouth like some 2-girls-1-cup shit and then cooked some bacon. After you said that I'm sorry but i just walked away. I wish in the moment i could have looked past your awful breathe and just stuck it out. I had some gum.
- Location: Philadelphia
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