you PISSED on my floor
all of that, however doesn't explain why
YOU PISSED ON MY FLOOR
and then you left.
I called to see if you had somehow slipped. I was hoping there was an explanation. You hung up on me.
I'm pretty sure that means you deliberately
PISSED ON MY FLOOR
i don't even know what to say to that. I don't know what to think.
I'm not sure I can protect your dignity anymore.
I need to tell everyone, because it's so fucking crazy.
YOU PISSED ON MY FLOOR.
I have a new rule in my apartment now.
NO PISSING ON THE FLOOR RULE.
it goes like this-
DON'T PISS ON MY FUCKING FLOOR.
thanks for a good laugh though. It's so much better than the cliche shit that ends way too many relationships. I"m sure the next time I break up with someone, I'll be saying
AT LEAST HE DIDN"T PISS ON MY FLOOR.
- Location: not in the toilet
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