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Originally Posted: 2012-10-13 3:48pm

For the witches and strippers

Got a witch you need imprisoned in the town square? Perhaps the village idiot has crossed one too many lines, or some street rat has stolen bread? Then look below and no further as I have a set of working, and locking stocks, custom made by burly, god fearing hands that expect old school protestant justice. So come haul them away and lock up whom ever needs a good punishing! All for $150 or best offer. That's punishment value you can't shake a stick at and if you did it would be to flog the intended victim.

Second on the block is a portable stripper pole. Constructed by the same burly god fearing hands. Come on, you can't have Christianity without hypocrisy. Large 4' x4' base and 8' pole comes complete with bags of sand to weigh it down. You don't want those stripper breaking a leg now do ya? How else are they suppose to support their fatherless children and/or cocaine habit if they hurt themselves. Also $100 obo.

Buy both, and if the stripper sucks you can lock her up! Its a win win situation and also puts her in a perfect standing doggie style position. These items won't last long! Call or text

  • Location: New London
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