Need a light haired women under 40 years old to resolve an argument
-Under 40 years of age
-Living in or near the West Bend area
-Able to prove that they are shaving three times a week for the duration of three months through video/photo evidence or eye witness account.
Subjects applying for this part-time position should be fair skinned and have lighter hair color in order to facilitate accurate measurement of post-shaving hair thickness and darkness.
At the end of the three month test period the subject will receive $195.00 ($5 per shaving session)
All materials necessary for shaving will be provided by my brother in-law who thinks you will develop a beard.
I (along with the entire medical and scientific community) think you will not develop a beard, and will be supplying the paycheck.
Serious inquiries only.