Originally Posted: 2012-01-29 7:00pm
Star Turtle needed to tow planet
Seeking the services of a star turtle or other celestial amphibian to tow our planet closer to the sun. We need to evaporate a lake. Please note that the lake is sentient and evil, so please be prepared for that. Don't worry, we don't have peanut butter.
- Location: Terisdale
- Compensation: gold, platinum, gems, or pizza
- This is a part-time job.
- This is a contract job.
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