You were sitting two rows front of me wearing a hulk-a-mania teeshirt. I was wearing a yankes cap and had the funky looking cane. You start rubbing your stomach and groaning which progress to audible farting and moaning, very sexy! I try to get the fuck off at the next stop to get away from You. When the bus stops You jump up right in front of me, Rude. I then Watch/Smell You dump a huge load of shit your jeans, Nice:) Get a diper tard.

• Location: Cottage Grove
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