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Originally Posted: 2004-10-11 6:44pm

recent college grads seek entourage - mm4mm

Two recent college grads currently seeking an entourage to assist them in the daily duties of being incredibly cool. Duties include:

- managing finances
- parking cars
- buying groceries (Wholesale Club membership a plus)
- looking thugged out
- frontin'
- throwing suckas who talk sh** through plate glass windows
- finding hottest groupies, sweet talking said groupies, delivering groupies to bedrooms naked and well-oiled (experience with Hawaiian Tropic preferable, but we are willing to train qualified applicants)
- drinking Cristal up in the club

We are now interviewing for the following positions:
- gentle giant who, when pushed past his breaking point, just kills things
- guy to distract our girlfriends while we bang nasty stank hoes
- guy with crazy eyes who just might stab you
- little guy with a Napoleonic complex who talks smack but hides behind everyone else (high-pitched, annoying voice a must)
- accountant
- former Navy Seal who doesn't do anything and should be fired but everyone is just too afraid of him to say anything about it

Experience with Microsoft Word and Excel preferable.


this is in or around Somerville

post id: 45248456

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