For Adoption: Mouthy, sneaky, hungry, teenager - Cheap
However, I have in my home at this very moment one very obnoxious teenaged child. This child enjoys sleeping late, working hardly ever (calling in fake-sick to a part-time job), hanging out with lazy-ass friends, eating fast food, lying to me, borrowing my car and other extremely annoying traits and habits that allow me to reduce the rehoming fee to a low, low price of only $500. That's right, only $500 and the kid is yours.
Act now and I'll throw in a farting, beer drinking, football watching, nose-picking husband for free.
HURRY, there's only one set available like this!
- Location: I'll deliver
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