Free, to a good home in the basement of your parent's house, a "Dark Hole" Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card.
The great thing about the card is that it "Destroys all monsters on the field". I assume it works. There aren't any monsters in my neighborhood.
It's in pretty good shape. Not ripped or torn. No holes either, though it does appear to have been run over at least once indicated by the indentations all over the card. It looks like the one in the picture, just in worse shape.
Email me and come and get it. And don't worry, whoever takes this card, your identity is safe w/ me. Dork.