We bought some bacon and some coffee this morning but due to being drunk we seem to have misplaced it.
We are 90-93% sure it's in our house somewhere. But where? We seriously have no idea. It's driving us nuts. We just want to drink some coffee and eat some freaking bacon. If you have a dog that likes smelling and finding bacon we would love to have him over. We will even feed you bacon once it's found. PleAse help
EDIT: it was in our couch. this took several hours and moments of hard thought. We still love dogs and welcome you and yours.
Location: strathcona
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