Attention college kids - ever need to bring your drunk roommate home or simply want to mess with him by relocating him to another part of the dorm/frat house/apartment complex/campus so he doesnt know where he is when he wakes up? And have you ever had a hard time doing so because he's just a bunch of dead weight, or you dont want to get vomited upon? HERES THE SOLUTION.
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This is a cheap, old, crappy wheelchair. Its not horribly comfortable to sit in, but would make a good drunk transport. Its so inexpensive, in fact, that when you graduate, you can just leave it behind for those who follow after you!
other uses for this wheelchair?
* play hallway bowling
* move other heavy things besides your drunken roommates
* improve your balance by only using the 'big wheels'
* invent 'extreme wheelchairing'
* garbage bag tearing? just use the wheelchair!
* pretend you got hit by a car and try to get 'sympathy sex'
* stand on it to change all of the lightbulbs in the hallway without stepping down
* practice being old
These and a variety of other wonderful uses await you for just ten little dollars!!! Email today!
(i am not responsible for any injuries you may sustain or inflict by either jackassing around on this wheelchair or by its misuse, including, but not limited to: transporting drunk roommates, inventing 'extreme wheelchairing', standing on it for any reason, and/or practicing your balance.)
- Location: South Toledo
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