Ok - so the next guy I meet has to make me throw up for one of two reasons (or both if I'm lucky):
a) There's that whole chemistry-butterfly feeling that is wonderful even though it makes it hard to eat.
b) There's that whole laughing so hard that your stomach hurts and you feel like you want to throw up thing.
So basically I'm looking for chemistry and a sense of humor. I want to have a really good time with someone I can't wait to get my hands on later. Isn't that what we all want? So doesn't it all come down to vomit?
Here's who wants to throw up:
SWF, 30, thin/average build, pretty. Long blonde hair, pale skin, green eyes. 5'6", but wears a lot of high heels. Girly girl who manages to love football, steak, cheap beer at dive bars, gambling in Vegas and hanging with the guys. Makes excellent jukebox selections along the lines of Journey and REO Speedwagon. Feels at home anywhere and all of your friends will probably love her. Smart as a whip, and sarcastic too. Will keep you on your toes. Sexy and playful and anti-drama for the most part. Only difficult when cornered, and very hard to corner in general. Laughs a whole lot, but not nearly enough - hopefully that's where you come in.
Here's who has a good chance of inducing vomit:
SWM, 29-35, 5'9"+, professional, confident, witty and playful. Gives as good as he gets. Opens doors, send flowers on occasion, kills spiders, and always orders her another drink even when she's in the bathroom. Flirts and kisses well, can argue the issue of the day passionately, even if it's just Beatles Vs. Stones. Not afraid to be a guy or to treat a woman like she should be treated. Likes to laugh, and make others laugh. Not afraid of a girl with Jon Stewart's sense of humor. Not embarrassed of her inability to play pool. Thinks chemistry and humor are pretty good building blocks to a good relationship.