hello all, 'tis yer friendly reminder that mardi gras looms just around the corner. Now, i have a cheap and safe way to get to the festivities. Here is my proposal: I propose we get a large orgy caravan to head east from the bay area out to the big easy. Now, i am not talking sexual roulette, castro on a late animal tranquilizer night kind of orgy van, I'm talking a good, old-fashioned, american orgy just like the kind our mom's and dad's had way back in the 60's and 70's. I'm thinking four to five girls (let the application process begin) and roughly two to three guys, or maybe myself and one other lucky gentleman, he to do most of the driving, while i navigate the riding. But, if variety is what you ladies like, then we'll have as many as four men. We have options. I gather the van will have its share of party favors (nod nod, wink wink) and I have a little friendly relationship with most state troopers, (my dad is a senator--shh) So, as long as we keep our names secret from one another, this could be the wildest week of your life. Time to let your inhibitions go on this all out-cum or bust trying-kama sutra reading, tantric sex having, 2000 mile pyroplastic flow of ecstasy.
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To summarize, i decree that as a prerequisite to this caravan of debauchery, we all get a plethora of std tests before the trip, and only ladies packing serious birth control methods need apply (please only pills and shots need inquire, all others, leave your faulty methods at home) Did I mention when we get to New Orleans, I will arrange the housing, which will be very nice, including a swimming pool, jacuzzi, and full bar and merely a fifteen minute walk to the quarter.
So, if your are between the ages of 21-27 and you are a female looking for a 2000 mile orgy with complete strangers (first names only) then feel free to drop me a line with your picture. But hurry up, seats are filling fast.
A senators son who only wants to have fun.