The Smart Yuppie Diaper TM sends an ultra-discrete signal to your cell phone. You merely answer the call as if it were your own private Ms. Manners calling; which of course -- it is!
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NO LONGER need you sneek a vulnerable probe into that risky, off-road, wet coco crevasse -- NO!
Isn't that more than worth your smooth professional piece of mind?