craig is a undercover agent for the fernie moon people.
He was sent here to do a social enginnering to make us quit working and use his list to get free stuff instead of being dependent on the military industrial complex for our consumer goods and entertainment. why work when you can just log into CL and find someone to give you a free TV or free beer? WHy go to the bar when you can pick up chicks on CL?
Why watch cheers or friends when you can read craigslist?
less activity devoted to work and going out also makes us fatter, tastier and less able to fight back.
Once he has the world addicted, the invasion of earth will begin.
Recent emails intercepted, reveal that if he succeeds he will be rewarded by the moon fernies by being made dominator of earth.