Hi-
My dresser is evil. I bought it from Wal-Mart a while back and put it together myself. When it's full, sometimes on drawer will mysteriously roll out by itself. Sometimes the third drawer won't close all the way. There's no bottom to the fourth drawer.
My evil dresser is white, and clean, and looks good from the outside despite the fact that it is infested with Wal-Mart demons. It would probably be safe in a garage for extra storage. Or you could soak it in water and make mulch, or you could probably burn it.
Please Email me if you think you are strong enough to handle my evil dresser.