This is the weirdest post I've had to write but here goes....
I walked into Walgreens, out of toilet paper, out of tampons, needed dog treats and wanted ice-cream
We had crossed isles a couple times, didn't really pay attention to what you were carrying to purchase (until we were in line together)
We exchanged glances and smiles (I didn't care that I was holding a box of tampons)
We chit chatted in line and I still wasn't paying any attention to your purchse, honestly I was looking at you, your bulge, and trying to be cool and "easy-breezy"
When I saw you put the big bottle of KY and the huge ass box of condoms on the counter, my mouth dropped open. I thought for a bit while starring at your purchase while trying NOT to stare.....I thought hhmmm he's going to have hot hot slippery sex and damn someone's lucky out there.....I did wonder..would be rude to ask where the nekked wrestling match is going to be... I did take into consideration that he could be like me and run out of everything at once, which is a bitch and a 1/2 by the way!
I donno what or who you were doing with all that ky and condoms. I do though that you are f*ckin' hot and I'd like to hang out with you nekked.....
*If you're gay....you can still respond...i'd love to go shopping with ya in the city.