I am offering an awful couch for someone willing to pick it up. The couch comes in five awful sections that allow you to create lots of shapes.
There are 3 'corner' pieces and 2 'straight' pieces. If I remember my high school math correctly there are this many configurations:
1 where none of the pieces are touching
3 where only two sections are touching each other and the others are independent
3 where there are two sections of two and one section is all by it's lonesome
6 where three pieces touching each other and two are separate
6 where there is one group of three and one group of two
7 where there are four pieces in a cluster and one by itself
7 where all five are together
For a total of 33 different ways to arrange this couch collective. That doesn't include silly configurations like having a corner section between two straight pieces, or having a closed in setup with three corner pieces and a straight piece leaving a small entry-way. I think if you made that configuration upside down and nailed the sections together you could make a kickass fort though.
The point is, even when you make a sane couch out of these pieces, it doesn't work well at all. Three pieces together is absurdly long, and two pieces together is too short for adults. There is always a monster bump between sections that the cushions don't cover so you can forget about sleeping on this thing.
The cushions are ratty and the zippers on them scratch you all the time. It is heavy enough to scratch the floor but light enough to move around on you unless there is a rug or something under everything. The whole thing is perpetually dusty, probably from the disintegrating foam in the cushions.
The couch pieces aren't very heavy, but they are awkward and hard to carry.
I got this for free by answering an ad here on craigslist so you aren't finding a bargain even though it will go for zero dollars as advertised.
The only good thing about this couch as far as I know (I don't know much about its past, so there could be MUCH worse things) is that there don't seem to be any urine or feces stains on it at all. In fact, I didn't detect any body fluids at all after a quick check. If this is a problem for you, my body is practically a factory for poop so we can arrange something for you. I am very accommodating in that way.