I live in an apartment complex and am a "ground floor dweller. " I have a couple to the left of me and two above me. We are not in a corner unit but everyone else is Alone/gay/single. I just happen to be a married person clumped together with three other married people.
Here is my request: If youre going to fight, call each other names, and slam doors to the point where I cannot watch TV in peace or sleep, The least you could do is Enunciate. Yes, That's right I want to know what you are fighting about. Please open all of your windows and scream at each other with clarity. If you hear my blender, that's me making a daquiri. Take a break until I am done. I don't want to miss this. How can I take sides if I don't hear everything?
Yeah, she really is a fucking cunt isn't she? You should hear the shit she talks to her mom while she is on the phone while you are at work. I hear it because she sits on the balcony and smokes while she is on the phone. In fact I'm pretty sure the whole building knows your penis size, income, blood type and what a cheap bastard you are.
So, please when you do have these confrontations think of me. Open your windows first and then commence conflict. I promise to do the same for you.