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I finally went and got my annual physical check-up.
Good news!: I don't have cervical cancer.
Bad news!: All I could think of, as nurse practitioner Sagan was feeling me up, was (to the tune of the Oscar Meyer bologna song):
my gy-no has a first name, it's N-U-R-S-E
my gy-no has a second name, it's S-A-G-A-N
oh, I had to come here now to-day
and if you ask me why, I'll say
'cause Doc-tor Sa-gan has a way with my V-A-G-I-N-A.