Pefo! This period without you has made me realize how much I need you.
I have really grown and now understand what I did wrong. Please forgive me and give me another chance.
I will act mature and not make up handles like "RACIST PEDOPHILE" anymore. I will joke only in a jovial manner that will be acceptable to all levels of intelligence. I will stop my evil sarcasm and bitterness if only I can have another chance!
So much has happened to me that I have been longing to tell you about.
Today I had chinese food for lunch.
My car is at the shop and I wanted to tell you all of the details about that.
On my coffee break at work I was about to cross the sidewalk and a semi pulled out in front of me and ran into a convertible. That would have been a really long thread! We could have talked about how stupid the semi driver was, but that also the woman driving the convertible was on her cell phone and both of them pulled out in front of me even though it was my Go.
And a guy at work told my boss I was 40 minutes late on Tuesday (and it got my overtime cut by 40 minutes because of him) even though I was only 20 minutes late that day. I mean, what a dick? Don't you agree?
CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? Who will absorb my stream of consciousness ramblings?