Looking to recruit a legion of 20-30 undead individuals to walk slowly, but methodically and purposefully in line.
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Brain Remuneration DOE, but essentially I would like to lead an army of the undead into San Francisco's streets. We will also search for roadkill, orange colored objects, black cats and sometimes take 'brains' snack breaks.
I am a very good Zombie-Lord, and always treat my filth-soldiers with true R.I.P. style and respect.
I'm not talking about the "Thriller"(TM) zombies either. I really need you to be agile here, because many of the cities cab drivers are quite haphazardous in their navigation of this cities streets. I mean you're already dead, but nothing makes me look bad like a platoon of highly disciplined immortals sans one. You can be a homosexual zombie, a black zombie...I don't discriminate. Special consideration will be given to zombie ninjas. Also, as we walk the streets on-end our mantra will be:
"Let The Moon Rain Blood Upon the Outer Sphere of Jehemerashet as the Days of Darkness Begin"
I know it's a little tricky at first, but that's why you are the high class zombies of the west coast.
One thing is though, (and I want to make this as clear as possible) I am not interested in really lethargic living people...It's very important that you are of the profane and blissless order of the ones who have crossed the proverbial river Styxx. Seriously.