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-DIAGNOSE the cause of that crippling SYSTEM SLOWDOWN (finally!)
-SCRUTINIZE your drives for DESTRUCTIVE viruses and/or spyware
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-Implement a TIGHT new scurity protocol to keep DANGEROUS HACKERS at bay
-Code CUSTOM SCRIPTS to AUTOMATE repetetive browser tasks
-INSTRUCT basic *PRIVATE or GROUP* technical classes for many programs/platforms
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-Install FASTER memory chips, drive(s), or processor(s) (even a whole new motherboard!)
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