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You are a Moron Republican who hasn't heard anything but Rush Limbaugh in 10 years Moron Democrat who hasn't read anything but The New Republic for 10 Years Moron Independant who hasn't watched anything except MTV in 10 years Moron apolitical who hasn't gone anywhere but Burning Man in 10 years

While I am a: Highly enlightened Liberal about to purchase my Volvo with energy tax credits Highly successful Conservative about to purchase my Hummer with business tax credits Highly stoned Independant about to purchase my BMW with drug profits Recently laid-off apolitical about to surrender my 1989 Corolla to the Watchovia Bank

Obviously your opinions are: Mindless wrong-headed cowardly drivel spouted by the leftist media in New York Selfish greed-mongering spin pushed by the right wing media in Florida Contradictory conspiracy theories and endless rehashing of dead issues from Montana (no opinion) 23 per cent

I am being completely subjective but: You write checks to bleeding-heart causes but won't go South of Market You write checks to charter schools that no rich child be left behind You write checks to the NRA that no living thing be left behind You haven't had a checkbook since 1985.

A liberal environmentalist commie is: A conservative who has just been arrested A Republican who has a cabin in the woods and doesn't want neighbors A steel mill lobbying for pollution tax credit retroactive rebates

A conservative patriot is: A veteran who was stationed in Utah A defense contractor charging 7 billion for one airplane A steel mill lobbying for protection from offshore steel mills

Therefore REMOVE this post because: Many disenfranchised prophets and voters are on our side Christian Good Neighborhood God and the Supreme Court is on our side Transcendental esoteric truth and New Age Music is on our side Oliver North is on our side