Originally Posted: 2001-09-24 18:07 (no longer live)
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RE: Liberals and Raccoons

You are right about the LIBERALS. They don’t know anything
and they love terrorists. I bet they love at least 3 different
terrorists. The one thing that has me most worried is that with
all this talk about the liberals and the terrorists, are we
forgetting about the raccoons. When I was five a raccoon took
my eye. I do not know where he took it. My eye was like my country,
I loved my eye, although at the time I never though about how I
loved it until once it was gone. Let that be a lesson to the liberals!
Is that want you liberals want, to have a patch instead of a country?
And what about the way the raccoons keep coming on the porch at night
and how you tried to leave out a the rest of that terrible oatmeal
thing your roommate made for the raccoons to eat, but they didn’t eat
it and your roommate saw it in the morning and yelled art you and
called you a “moron”. I hate raccoons. They have 40 razor sharp teeth.
At least liberals only have three or four. Did you ever notice that
liberals always wear blue pants? I think that we REAL AMERICANS should
all wear green pants so that we can tell ourselves apart from the liberals.
That way we will know each other in bars and we won’t have to guess or
play the “pronoun game”. I tired to name the raccoons different names
to make them seem less scary. I named one Jeff and I named one Lil’ Phil
and I named one Hark and I named one Soap Dish, but then it turned out
that there were not four raccoons, but just one. My vision is poor. My
roommate’s name is Jeff. I have a tiny hat. I hate liberals and wish
they had common sense like those of us smart non-liberals.
God bless America.




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