I was exiting off the #15 bus this morning at Market as you barged your way onto to the back door, nearly knocking me off my feet. As I pushed past you in your scramble to get on board before the bus driver saw you sneak on without paying, you yelled back at me, "You better watch it next time... FAGGOT!"
First of all, let me compliment you on your brilliant insight. Yes, I AM a faggot, thank you, even though most of the time nobody can tell. It must be that those fake plastic cornrow hair extensions you were sporting contain magical properties to allow you to see into the hearts of all men.
But come on, "FAGGOT"???? Try a little harder next time, loser. I've sucked dicks longer than your wannabe criminal record, and besides, I'm willing to bet you couldn't even spell the word properly.
Maybe you should concentrate on going back to school and learning some skills. That way you can get yourself a nice little job that will afford you enough money so you won't have to resort to trampling over unsuspecting homosexuals to sneak on the bus without paying.
Oh well, whatever, I guess that's just your way of "sticking it to the man", right?
It does my heart proud to see another black man doing his part to keep Dr. King's dream alive...