I'm looking for a body double - you really don't even have to look like me. Black hair would help. I'll pay you by the hour, rates are negotiable. Your responsibilites will include sitting in my cube all day, surfing the net, looking busy, keeping quiet, laying low, and ignoring anyone that approaches. Will provide access badge and transportation to and from work. Office is located on Arques Ave in Sunnyvale. Position needs to be filled ASAP. Thanks.
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