Now, you can own the ultimate in pimp-daddy accessories.
You need this ultra-mack 1942-1945 aircraft carrier in your bay.
Don't let another fleet week pass you by.
Let all 3rd world nations know you've arrived!
You may be asking yourself - what do I need an aircraft carrier for?
This is a party on the water ready to go.
Envision rolling up in Ensenada next to the cruise ships.
Ram anything in the water and win - got a mad airhorn to tell them bee-hotches to get out the way.
Launch late model cars off the deck with the catapult.
Park it in Lake Tahoe with a couple of "Keep Tahoe Blue" stickers.
Park it in the bay and open a Hooters or better yet open the largest travelling brothel in the world.
Open a 100 lane bowling alley on the water - add another element to the game
Start a catapult launch hang-gliding school
She's all that and a bucket o' wings.
This carrier's got all the bling-bling:
* Engine Type: 2 shaft Parsons geared steam turbines, 4 Admiralty 3 drum boilers
* H.P.: 36,000 SHP
* Fuel: Oil
* Capacity: 3,196 Tons plus 98,000 gallons of Aviation fuel
* Endurance: 12,000 Nautical miles @ 14 Knots, 6,200 Nautical Miles @ 25 Knots
* Radars: Air search, Lockheed SPS 40B, Surface search Plessey AWS 4 Navigation Signaal ZW 06
* Catapult: 1 Mactaggart Scott C 3 steam powered 8.5 degree launch
* 1 Thumpin PA sound system - to keep that party goin' long into the night