Originally Posted: 2005-01-01 9:53pm
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That's right! It is a new year, and the rain is here. What better way to stay warm in the cold winter nights than with a brand new boyfriend! Not available in stores, for a limited time only, you can be one of the lucky few to bring home your own Jamie. Be the first on your block to have this great new toy. Look how he compares to Tickle Me Elmo.

Giggles when you tickle him
Can cuddle with you by the fireplace
Is handy around the house
Knows spanish  
Willing to give backrubs
Does not require batteries.

So act now and as a special bonus he will even cook you dinner. Yours to keep, just for trying him out. He even comes with a 30 day guarantee. If you are not delighted with him for any reason, simply kick his ass to the curb, its that simple. So email now and start enjoying Jamie by the weekend. Operators are standing by!


Manly Man Jamie

* Can lift heavy weights

* From Montana (Redneck model not included)

* High cargo capacity


Surpised Jamie

* Not really sure what is happening

* Highly agreeable

* Generally clueless


Oppressive Regime Jamie

* Looks good in Jack boots

* Good for supressing foreign reporters

* Quells rebellions at no extra charge


G.I. Joe Jamie

* Action Model Poses

* Arms and Legs guarenteed to not pop off

* Comes with multiple attachments


Jamie (Best Value!)

* Good all around model.

* Very adaptable

* Generally Nice Guy


Yuppie Jamie

* Can pass as a Ken doll

* Can say "Buffy, I got the bagels and blue berry Gingerbread Latte "

* No other redeemable features



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