Ok, you're thinking 'why does it say negative 5 dollars?'. Well, I'll answer that right away. I will PAY YOU TO TAKE IT AWAY. That's right. Not only do you get a couch, you get a five dollar bill, serial number CB01445824A. So yes, you get a subway sandwich (minus the chips and drink) AND a couch. You could also use your $5 to get 2 gallons of milk at 7-11, or even 4 slurpees if you're lactose intolerant. Maybe a little over 2 gallons of gas which would pay for your drive here! Half a drink at a Seattle nightclub (as long as you aren't the tipping type). Really, when it gets right down to it, the possibilities are endless. Don't forget that you're getting a great couch out of this deal too!
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This couch is in good condition. I'm not paying you to take it away for any reason other than there are so many available and this really needs to go by Sunday night!
The couch goes to whoever will agree to come get it the earliest on Sunday AND has the manpower to take it away. Call me to let me know you're coming to get it and get directions. 206-xxx-xxxx.
Below are pictures of use enjoying the couch, just like you could do!
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