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Manufacture |
Made in Atlanta, GA, 1968 |
Odometer |
14,600 days |
Hybrid Fuel Technology |
pepperoni vegetarian |
MPG (my preferred ground) |
9% urban, 91% elsewhere |
Audio System |
one exceptional speaker, sensitive receiver, multiple frequency scan |
STANDARD FEATURES
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67 POINT PRE-OWNED CERTIFIED INSPECTION
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OPTIONAL PACKAGES
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Off-Road Accessoriesadd-ons for exploring the outdoors— camping, snowshoeing, hiking, stargazing, photographing |
Sub-Woofercomplements the role of man's best friend with leash, extra water, noseprinted windows, and scattered hair for added comfort. Wet dog scent additional charge. |
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Physical |
Y chromosome; over 5'7"; fit width of coach airline seat; 30’s-40’s |
Cultural |
adherence to strong moré / value system; interest in the arts, reading, travel, South Park; acting goofy/corny with kids AND adults |
Economic |
FT employed and/or financially stable |
Intellectual |
110% neurons firing; literate; creative; witty banter |
Spiritual |
Introspective and centered; disbelief that some guy 2000 years ago died for your sins. |
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