Last night you tried to rob me. I heard you prying open the door and sneaking inside. Did you want my computer or television - or perhaps you were looking for love.
When I surprised you with that bat to the head, I saw the look you gave me. It was surprise.
It was then that I finally looked at you. Dark hair, dark clothes, green eyes and a slight swelling on the side of your head. You were gorgeous. My prince charming. But then you ran off ...
This morning, I found your shoe in the street. Like a fairy tale, I know I have to find you. My cinderella thief who stole my heart.
If this is your shoe, call me. I'm desperate! And easy.