if i had known letting you go meant never finding another like you again, i wouldn't have done it. i'm so sorry.
i never thought it would be like this. never thought it would be this hard to find your replacement. i took you for granted, and assumed since you were getting old i could dump you and find another as soon as i wanted to. i don't know what i was thinking. you were dirty, but could be cleaned up. you worked hard and well at what you did, and i admired you for being the only one who could do it. you were healthy for me. and so easy to get along with. well i want another you. i need another you.
microwave popcorn is just too greasy.
DO THEY NOT MAKE AIR POPPERS ANYMORE???!