Are you serious?
1. Yes, I'm serious.
Why do you want your arm broken?
2. Not really any of your business.
Are you trying to set someone up or something?
3. No, it's not for fraudulent purposes.
Okay, which arm?
4. The left one. Radius or ulna or both acceptable.
Why are you asking somebody else to do it?
5. If I could break it myself, I would have done so already.
Can we have sex?
6. I'd rather not.
You need psychiatric help.
7. Don't we all?
Please be serious and relatively sane. Method of breakage is up to you. And no, this isn't miscellaneous romance. Sorry.
Location: w4?
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