Looking for: Over 30. Tall. Unmarried/not involved, who is looking for 29 yr. old smart, witty and beautiful woman to hang out and have fun with. Send picture, please.
Ah ah ah. Not so fast there, mister. Please, re-read the ad. UNMARRIED. NOT INVOLVED.
That means no fiancées that you just broke up with because they live in Costa Rica, but god, you think you still love her and you carry a picture of her in your wallet. No girls that are your best friend, but gee, nothing has ever happened, and she doesn’t like me like THAT even though she sleeps in the same bed with me every night. No girls who you are “kind of seeing” but it’s “nothing serious” because all we do is kiss. No personal trainers who come over to fix up your place before a big date. No female roommates. No girls hiding in your file cabinet, behind your shower curtain or in the hall closet.
In fact, I change my ad. Over 30. Tall. Ex-priest.