In the time it takes me to cancel Time Warner cable, I've managed to:
-Read all the top stories on yahoo news
-Read every major CL city's RnR for the past few days
-Masterbate
-Make some coffee
-Do yesterday's dishes
-Take out the trash
-Watch sportscenter
-Take a shit
-Brush my teeth
-Shave
-Make out this month's rent check and mail it
-Get a slice and eat it
-Pickup my laundry
-Put away my laundry
-Chat with 3 friends on IM
-Compose a three paragraph cover letter
-Write an email to an old reference
-Burn 2 CDs
-Name that annoying classical tune blaring while I'm on hold (Liebestraum)
-Post this on CL
And I'm still on hold. Time Warner, you can't match my kung fu style. I got all day, motherfuckers.