Sick and Tired of meeting the same boring people at your parties ??
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Here is the solution. Just invite a group of handsome, intelligent, well spoken,
Irish Young men.
We are spending this summer in New York. (Jun - Aug). We will travel to any
party in the NY area.
We will be a breath of fresh "Old Country" Air to liven up your otherwise
stagnant evenings.
For a Nominal Liquid fee, we will guarantee to add an air of Authentic Irish
craic to any social event.
We are a group of well rounded individuals who work as team with shared goals
and a pro-active approach to all social events. Opinions (if somewhat rural and
uninformed ) will be offered on all topics of conversation.
The Basic Package: Price: 5 US Gallons of Beer. (Any variety).
This gets you a dozen Clean shaven, College educated, fenian rascals who will
keep your guests amused for hours on end.
We will drink staggering amounts upon request
Will Provide light, appropriate dinner conversation with some anecdotal
storytelling.
Traditional Irish Music and genuine irish cursing on request.
Upgrade Now to the Deluxe Package:
For an extra bottle of Jack Daniels per man, you can experience the exciting
reaction that insues when you mix a little Tennessee whiskey with the volatile
Irish Male temperament.
Deluxe packgae = The Basic Package +
A real live Shane McGowanesque down and out Irish man.
Marvel at his nicotine stained fingers and his cynical attitude towards modern
fashion, stand in awe at how he earned a 1st class degree in theoretical physics
without the aid of soap.
Original Leprechaun dancing inspired by RiverDance and Lord of the Dance.
Impromptu offensive behaviour with genuine Anti-english sentiment.
Will Brawl / Fight with each other as required.
Email: irishpartyboys@hotmail.com
No timewasters please !! This is a genuine service.
Send us the date and time of your event and leave your contact details and you
are assured of a fun night with a difference.
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tel: 00353879337944 (Ask for Seamus)
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this is in or around Manhattan & suburbs