... and I wouldn't waste my time posting on it if I were a better person.
First you enter CL looking for an apartment, or a couch, or cat, or some shit and the next thing you know you're periodically posting personals (even used some alliteration there ;) ... and THEN you start referring to it as "CL."
I swear Craig's List must make normally smart, sane, regular people slowly congeal into sappy, brain dead piles of drama, and if you ask any one of them ... they still think they are "hot."
So then you post an ad thinking that there must be one compatible, decent looking, non-desperate and non-sex obsessed, regular person reading it on the other end ... but, oh no, you are sorely mistaken.
It's a good thing I'm not one of those girls who weeps and bitches and moans about never meeting good guys or else I might think this was the final validation of my dating curse.
This time I better not get any ugly dumb shits replying with two sentences or any conceited daddy's boys or any other extremist replies.
Just be normal!! Don't be stuck on yourself. And if you're not good looking, hell, at least try to be amazing entertaining and send your friggin' picture anyway. Also hit the back button right this moment if you are old enough to be my father. No amount of money will ever replace CLASS ... which does not coexist in the personality of a horny old man ... or a horny young one for that matter. I don't care if you had plastic surgery ten times and you "actually look like you're 20."
I hate liars and exaggerators even MORE than I hate Craig's List!
Oh, and while I am at it ... THIS IS NOT THE GOD DAMN HONOR SYSTEM ... I'm not going to take your word, or your mother's word, or your ex's word, or your coworkers word on how beautiful/entertaining/or witty you are.
It never ceases to amaze me.
I'm disgusted with you for even reading this.
And I'm disgusted with me for even writing it.