SUMO WRESTLE ME IN TIMES SQUARE TOMORROW. I'M SERIOUS.
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I know it's cold, but this should be fun. And it's something to take our minds off this strike. Meet me at the corner of 42nd and 7th avenue at 12:30pm tomorrow. I will be wearing a sumo wrestling outfit (diaper and all) and all you have to do is wrestle me. Don't worry, you won't get hurt. It's just something fun to do on a Thursday. This is completely serious. Don't believe me? Show up, and you'll see. I'm not insane. I just like sumo wrestling. See you tomorrow.