This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test.
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Had this been an actual emergency, you would have all been left to die while President Bush finished his vacation, Vice President Cheney went fishing, and Secretary of State Condi Rice went shopping for expensive shoes in Manhattan and took in a Broadway play.
This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System. We now return you to your regularly scheduled disaster.