ashlee, the medical assistant who took my stool samples - m4w
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You are very cute - love that teeny little nose piercing - but the circumstances of our meeting were admittedly a bit awkward. I was beyond sick, so sick the doctor was giving me cipro, and I had to drop off stool samples to you. I am sure those samples revealed a man of strong body, fighting off the fiercest intestinal parasites. I know, I know, when travelling abroad, DO NOT DRINK THE WATER! I get it now.
But I have fully recovered. On the plus side, I'm ten pounds lighter and looking great. The Parasite Weight Loss Plan. Perhaps dinner to show off pictures of my world travels? American cuisine only for now. I hope you understand.