I am looking for an R. Kelly impersonator to follow me around this Saturday and narrate everything I do as if its a part of the song "trapped in the closet". Hourly rate is negotiable, all applicants are subject to audition. Looks are irrelevant.
Compensation: Hourly rate negotiable
This is a part-time job.
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