Originally Posted: 2008-10-19 3:32pm
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Me: Clean, sober SWF with infinite patience and a degree in astrophysics who gives stellar blowjobs and loves to cook and travel. Reads for fun, loves rock music, xkcd, dive bars, and pays all bills on time.

You: Tall, handsome 21-45 year old SWM with moderate to severe meth addiction, raging alcoholism, and a healthy streak of paranoia. Must enjoy late night activities, including (but not limited to) chasing invisible intruders who are crawling around in the rafters trying to find your stash and/or steal things from you, picking at scabs, bundling things together with tape, and drinking shitty domestic beer. Must come home drunk at least 3x a week wanting (but being too drunk to engage in) mediocre sex. Must be willing to keep loaded weapons in bed with us to defend against the crank monsters that come in at night. Must assume that any time I leave the house I am seeking penis elsewhere. Must love animals.

Hope to hear from you soon!

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