I can wake-up, shower and leave the house in 30 minutes flat. And I still look cute and kissable.
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Even if we do get married eventually I would never dream of making you throw out your favorite sofa even if it did live in a frat house for five years.
When you go out with the guys and come home all sloppy and fall asleep during sex Iíll only tease you about it for, oh, say a couple of days and never in front of your friends.
I never gunk up my hair with sticky crap.
I donít watch sports but I donít give a rats ass if you do. Iíll NEVER give you shit for spending a day in front of the tube with the guys, hell, Iíll even make you nachos.
I donít like shopping. I hate shopping. I hate the mall and all it stands for. That said, I do have clothes for pretty much any occasion.
Iíll never be pissed off if you spend the day hiking instead of going to my familyís 4th of July gathering. Iíll probably join you.
I am SOOOO not high maintenance
I love sex. Iím not going to send you a link to a pay site but Iím not going to jump in the sack with you because you have a penis. Still, please have a penis. Donít email a photo. Iíll take your word for it.
I seriously donít care if youíre a Aquarius or a Libra. Really.
I have an amazing cabin in the mountains.
I eat steak. But not so much that Iím chubby.
Iím not bitter, I donít think all men are playing games, just looking for sex, or shallow if they donít find me attractive.
I have really funny stories about the bad dates Iíve been on this year. Seriously, youíll be laughing till it hurts. (conspiracy theory guy . . . sorry if this upsets you but it WAS funny)
I donít expect that if we donít hit it off weíll keep in touch. We might, but donít count on it. I wonít either.
I think Angel Therapy, Energy "tuning", Therapeutic Touch, Astrology, Cellular Memory, Creationism, Feng Shui and the face on Mars are all a huge pile of crap. If you believe in any of this and decide to contact me I WILL laugh at you. To your face.
If you say something cheesy and ďromanticĒ Iím more likely to crack-up than tear-up.
If you can make me laugh I canít wait to meet you!
- this is in or around Wash Park
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