Originally Posted: 2009-04-03 10:58 (no longer live)
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Attn: Phish loving Plastic Surgeons, Red Rocks Offer.

Here’s the deal: my girl needs boobs, all you desperados need Red Rocks tickets.

Let me start off by saying, I don’t think my girlfriend needs plastic surgery, but she always mentions how she wants a boob job.

What does Summer Tour mean to us guys? Summer clothes! This will undoubtedly be a summer tour to remember. As more than 4 years have passed since the last summer tour, lot skanks will be getting their skimp on! Let’s not forget how styles have changed over the last few years as much as the chicks that wore them. Goodbye patchwork pants, hello miniskirts with kicks. All them heady ladies will be getting ready to get loose and bust out their best in tour wear.

As much as I want to be a good boyfriend and get her a boob job this benefits everyone. Think about turning the corner to the upper lot of Red Rocks and seeing those fantastic boobs walking towards you, or watching those humongous breasts bounce during the dirty funk of 2001 or how they’ll give you post show masturbation material when your coming down from your Molly high so you can have your own personal Moma dance.

My 2 x 4 Day passes for your medical assistance. Help my girl become Queen of the Lot Scene!


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