I have an MC with my old paycheck.. please, please come back to me. I'll never complain about you again. I'll take all my old boss's shit-talking and smile while doing it, clean the coffee maker out, stay late, move back to san francisco, whatever it takes, baby. You're the one for me. If I get one more sorry paycheck for $10/hour, there's no telling what might happen. I can't live without you... this time, I'll treat you right, put some of you into a savings account and shit, maybe a mutual fund, just as long as you never leave my side. I'm on my knees. You know my routing number, if you feel like talking.
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