Come on. The weather is cold. You've been plowing snow all day. Driving around in that thing has just plain worn you out. What you really need right now is to come over here for a cup of hot cocoa and a nice relaxing massage. Well, after you plow my driveway, of course.
Some women want men who drive a Mercedes or a Porsche. I want a man with a snow plow. At least, today I do. Our relationship could be a long, meaningful one...possibly lasting until late tomorrow morning. (I'll have to recheck with the Weather Channel on that one.)
If you reply, please send a photo. Preferably of your plow, but a pic of you would suffice.