Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. (Real Men of gen-ius!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Self-appointed Craigslist Rants and Raves Moderator.
(Mr. Self-appointed Craigslist Rants and Raves Moder-a-tor!)
The other posters just go with the flow, but you decide who gets the final word and that's when you say you're tired of the thread, or you just don't like the pictures.
(He doesn't like the pic-tures!)
You're always the first one to say "Look it up yourself on Google you lazy skank whore bitch". If anyone steals from "Best of", you're our Johnny on the Spot to call him out.
(No pla-gia-ri-zing!)
You're the one that can't stand polls and gets all upset when someone posts song lyrics. You also like to call "bullshit" whenever you don't believe someone.
(someone's trolling on MY board!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Oh Self-Appointed Craigslist Rants and Raves Moderator. In fact, you may think your shit don't stink, but you'll always be our favorite fucktard.
(Bud Light Beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri).