Hello, I am a Pentecostal Christian who has been living for five years with a futon-couch that I think is unsatisfactory. I've wanted to buy a decent, nice, comfortable couch so I can watch more TV, but I figured I'd wait until after the election.
Now that George W. Bush has been re-elected (and I helped!), I'm pretty sure that Armageddon and the Rapture are just around the corner. But when? How many months away is it? Because it seems like it would be a shame to spend good money for a new couch only to see it get left behind a few weeks later as I ascend into heaven. If I do get one in these circumstances, how much should I spend?